Have you ever lost your wallet? Well, I can't say as I ever had, so it was very frustrating on Saturday evening, when I wanted to take the wife out for the rare date night, that I could not find my wallet where it was supposed to be - safe and snug in my jean's back pocket. I had it just an hour earlier at Walmart when I was buying more rope to tie plastic tarps over four blooming fruit trees before the temperature dropped to 21 that night.
Did I do something unusual like put the wallet in my sweatshirt pocket? Maybe. I went back to Walmart thinking some Good Samaritan found it and turned it in. No joy. I called them next afternoon after Church. No joy. I checked the Internet frequently both days to monitor my various debit cards and credit cards to see if a not-so-good-Samaritan had found it. No activity. I searched my truck for the 3rd time. No joy.
Which made me think more and more that it must have fallen out of my sweatshirt pocket when I got of truck, or was wrestling with wrapping fruit trees.
So I searched in the dark with a flashlight. I searched in the day light. No joy. I figured that if it fell on the ground, one of our two new puppies may have found it and was using it as a new chew toy.
On Monday, I cancelled all my cards, except for one (when I told the wife on Sunday I would have to cancel all my cards, K6 spoke up and said, "Not all of them", and handed me one of my debit cards I had loaned him days earlier!)
I went to town and ordered a replacement driver's license, and was contemplating the hour drive to nearest military base to replace my ID card.
Monday night, K8 and I moved some big bales of hay out to various paddocks for the cows and sheep. When I got back to barn I noticed I had lots of cow manure on my tires, so I decided to drive around the parking lot and front yard to clean them off.
As I was driving along the garden fence line, I noticed some green paper in the grass...
|
...I knew I hadn't planted ten dollar bills, so I slowed down... |
|
...pretty soon I pass a $5 bill and receipts, so I'm thinking, "Those darn puppies did get my wallet!" |
|
As I passed the $20, I saw the plastic Sam's Club card, and knew the mystery was solved. After parking tractor and picking up the money and various receipts, I searched for the wallet and the rest of the plastic cards. No joy. What the heck? |
|
Tuesday afternoon, Patty (the spotted Catahola puppy on the right) got herself stuck climbing thru the garden fence, quite a way down from where I had found the money the previous night. One of the kids heard her whining and got there before me, and this is what I saw when I arrived. The canvas wallet was chewed up, and my driver's license and military ID had some teeth indentations, but all the plastic cards, which I had cancelled, were undamaged...now useless, but undamaged.
Darn puppies. Never a dull moment here on the Wanch. |